Guy opens a pub...

A guy opens a pub in small US town. It just happens that there is church on the same street near by. Church people are angry and pray to god that he will be punished for his sins. Just happens that at the same day the lightning hits the pub and it burns down. Of course all the church people are happy but the owner of the pub decides to sue the church for damages! In court church management of course say they have nothing to do with it. Judge is thinking and says: "I will not make a decision right now, but it looks to me that we have some kind of pub owner here who believes in gods prayers and a church management who doesn't!"

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