Jealous wife: You should not get beautiful young girl with a great body. Hire someone who is older, isn't beautiful, married, has children and does not have a great figure.
Husband: OK, when can you start?
EDIT: Dziiish guys, just enjoy the joke :) Misspelled, sorry. Harakiri!
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