This Guy is really drunk at the bar, starting to spin and feeling pretty unwell. He decides, enough is enough I am going home. He goes to stand up, and bang falls straight on the floor. "Oh, I am so drunk he says, I will try again". He gets up on the seat takes a deep breath and goes to stand again. Bang, hits the ground with a thud.
"Ok, I need some air" he says so he crawls out the front door and gets some fresh air.
He decides to try and stand and once again falls over. Tired, drunk and not able to stand, he decides to crawl home.
The next morning there is a big bang on his door, the wife kicks open the door and yells "You been at the bloody pub again!!", "No, what are you talking about" he answers.
"The pub called" she yells, "You left your wheelchair there again!"
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