Asks for bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Clerk says "sorry, all out of chocolate ice cream".
Guy says, thats fine. How bout a chocolate malt?
Clerk says, "sir, I just said we're out of chocolate ice cream."
Guy says, oh yea sorry. Well how bout a nice tall chocolate milk shake?
Clerk says, "sir can you spell the VAN in vanilla?
Guys says "V A N"
Clerk "Good. How bout the STRAW in Strawberry?"
Guy says S T R A W.
Clerk says: Good. Now spell the FUCK in Chocolate.
Guy says...Theres no Fuck in chocolate...
Clerk says...THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!
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