The Pub is called the Golden Pub
Everything inside is made of solid gold. The bar top, the stools, the shot glasses, and even the ice has a gold tint.
The man pulls himself up on a bar seat, orders a few drinks, drinks them, and decides he needs to use the restroom, where he discovers that even the urinal is made of solid gold.
The next morning, the man tells his wife about this Pub.
"Honey, honey. I went to the most amazing pub last night. Everything was made of gold. The stools, the glasses, hell, even the urinal!"
His wife decided to call the pub up to see if her husband was just being the idiotic drunk he usually was.
She called, a man answered
"Thank you for calling the Golden Pub, this is Nervin, how may I help you?"
She proceeds to list off the items her husband told her, and Nervin confirmed that they were all made of Gold, until she got to the Golden Urinal, when a whiny voice is heard saying
"Hey Nervin, I think I got some info on the guy who peed in your Tuba last night."
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