He's greeted by the devil at intake and begins his orientation program. Satan tells him that there are three different programs he's eligible for and he can choose the one in which he'll spend eternity. He's brought to area #1, where everyone is naked and the temperature is freezing. The guy says, "I can't stand the cold, can I see something else?". Satan says, "no problem" and brings him to area #2, where everyone is draped in furs they can't remove and the temperature is over 100 degrees. The guy says, "the only thing I like less than being cold all the time is being too hot" so the devil says, " no problem, almost everyone chooses area #3 anyway". So they head over to area #3 where the guy is surprised to see everyone standing around drinking coffee and talking. The temperature isn't hot or cold, but just right. The only strange thing he sees is that everyone's standing waist high in shit. The guy reasons, "the temperature is perfect, and I love coffee. After a while, I bet I won't even notice the smell of shit. I'm gonna go with #3, Satan". The devil says, "good choice, enjoy your stay" then turns around and screams, "Alright assholes, coffee break's over, on your heads!".
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