Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies....

Q: How does Bill...

Q: How does Bill Clinton say I'm about to hurt you? A: Trust me.

I wanted to tell...

But I figured it'd be too quarky.

Dining Out

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells...

Drink in the Pocket

It's New Year's Eve. Kelly walks into a bar and orders beer and a shot of...

Whats the best...

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

What does a...

Shoot lions.

I love jokes...

who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves.

I like my women...

Skinless

Yo mama is so fat...

...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem

Austria's...

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