Three midgets, Earl, John and Mike were sitting at a bar. They started complaining how hard their lives were because of their size, which led to them arguing about who was smallest.
Earl says, "I have the smallest feet in the world."
The other two don't believe him. "Bullshit," Mike says, "I don't believe it."
"Look here," Earl states, as he pulls out the Guinness Book of World Records, "the smallest feet in the world: Earl Dickenson."
"Yeah," Mike blurts out, "Well, I have the smallest hands in the world."
Once again, the others disagree.
"Here you go," Mike says, "smallest hands in the world: Mike Clark."
They continue to argue about whose smallest part is more worthy when John says flatly, "I have the smallest dick in the world."
The other two are astonished, if this is true, he surely wins the arguement. John snatches the book to prove it to them and furiously flips through the pages. His confidence turns to anger.
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