[Gross] I once sat down in the chow hall with this 23-year old combat veteran and Army Sergeant.

At the end of a routine meal only remarkable because it didn't have pieces of rodents in it, or didn't kill either of us outright, this guy blurts out of the blue, for God and all of country to hear, "Mmm, that was so good I think I'll puke it back up and eat it again!"

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