And goes to the guy working the counter.
He asks,"hey is there anything I can get for just a couple of dollars. It's all I've got."
The guy says,"well one of our ladies passed away last week. she's in the attic, use a little lube and you should be good to go."
The man thinks about it for a little and then gives the guy his money and heads up. After a while he comes back down the stairs and the guy at the counter asks,"well how was it?
The man says,"you know it really wasn't that bad. One thing was kind of weird though, after I came her nose started running."
The guy behind the counter says,"oh that just means that she's full."
Gilbert gottfried (to the best of my knowledge)
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