Last night, I went out with a great guy. Things were going well,but in the end, we both had to part ways. I said my goodbyes and went home on foot. Today, I woke up to a text from him.
"I followed you last night."
Perplexed, I replied :"Oh cool. How did you know my Twitter though?"
"What's Twitter?"
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