his Momma would give him a $1 bill to go and get groceries at the corner store.
"I'd haul back 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 1/2 dozen eggs.
But now, sadly, you can't do that.
Too many fucking security cameras!"
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