Grandpa tells his grandson war stories.
"Once we got surrounded by Germans from all sides, there was shooting, we were lying down helpless, scared, bullets flying above our heads, and... and..."
"And what grandpa?"
"Uh... Can't tell you son"
"Please grandpa, tell me!"
"Well, if you must know, I shit myself"
"Oh, grandpa, but of course you did. It's understandable. It must be frightening, anybody in right mind would be scared..."
"No, no, I shit myself right now"
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