Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married? asked young Nina. Fifty years, Grandma replied. That is so wonderful, exclaimed Nina. And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right? Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times, but never divorce.
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