Sub in "river guide" for any other job there aren't many females in (e.g., engineers)
What's the difference between a female river guide and a tarantula?
[tarantulas have *eight* hairy legs](/spoiler)
What's the difference between a female river guide and a washing machine?
[Washing machines don't follow you around after you drop your load in them](/spoiler)
What's the difference between a female river guide and a jar of pickles?
[It's a real challenge to fit your fist into the pickle jar](/spoiler)
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