Got a job working with a bunch of Emo kids. It's depressing, they're always going on about dying, they look terrible with their white skin, and complain about how shit their life is.

A killer jigsaw...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I...

I feel so bad for...

She died a virgin but she sure wasn't buried one

Equal?

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created...

Wanna hear a...

The pig fell in the mud.

What did jesus...

Nothing jesus doesn't exist (I thought i would have more downvotes)

Consult an...

Their reasoning is pretty sound

Why didn't anyone...

Because it was irr-elephant

Q.

Q. Why is the book Women Who Love Too Much a disappointment for many men? A....

What part of a...

The wheelchair.

Non-seeing Eye Dog

A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a...