In a restaurant:
â Why are the meatballs of cubic shape?
â Perestroika! (restructuring)
â Why are they undercooked?
â Uskoreniye! (acceleration)
â Why are they bitten?
â Gospriyomka (state approval)
â Why are you telling me all this so brazenly?
â Glasnost! (openness)
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