A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he
heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and
shouted:
Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good
night. What you must realize, is that when I say "Good Night,"
what I really mean is "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
The room instantly fell silent. But after a few seconds, a small
voice could be heard from somewhere in the far back of the dark
room:
"Good Night, Sergeant"
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