A man is laying on the beach sun-bathing with nothing but a hat covering his penis.
An ugly lady walks by and remarks, "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady!"
The guy smirks and simply says, "Trust me. If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself."
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