A guy and his friend stumble into his apartment late at night. The friend wonders what time it is, but when he looks over at the night-table where a clock would be, he sees a large gong.
"Dude, why do you have a gong instead of a clock?"
The guy says "Oh, here", and takes a mallet and whacks the gong really hard.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING IDIOTS KNOW ITS 3 AM?!"
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