The other night I'd been drinking with a group of friends... excessively, to the extent I was semi-conscious. At around 11 one of my mates thought it would be best to put me in a cab and send me home.
So he hails a cab and puts me in it, and shuts the door without telling the cab driver where to send me. So the driver turns around and asks me "Where would you like to go sir?"
I reply "Hogwarts, drop me at platform 9 and 3 quarters, it's the quickest route"
Taxi driver sets off. And During the drive I black out.
I awake the next morning beside a naked man called pablo who I've never met in a room I don't recognise.
Turns out platform 9 and 3 quarters is a gay bar, and that after the cab driver dragged me out of the taxi, I kept asking people "Show me where the fucking magic happens"
Turns out pablo isn't a wizard, still made me wonder why he had all these colourful wands scattered around his room.
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