Airport Staff: Sir, do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* Uh no... *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder Surprise Eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*
Airport Staff: **GET ON THE GROUND NOW!**
Me: But I am.
*armed Guards swarm around me and pin me down*
Armed Guards: **WHAT'S IN THE EGGS?**
Me: I don't know it's a surprise!
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