Going down before the dentist.

A Man has a dentist appointment in the morning before work, So he knows that he has some extra time to get ready in the morning. When he wakes up and throws the covers back, he realized his wife is sleeping naked next to him. He decides, since he has some extra time, to wake her up with a pleasant surprise. He proceeds to go down on her, she enjoys it, everybody wins.

Moments later when the deed is done he goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth and sees his one of his wife's pubic hair stuck between his two front teeth. He panics realizing that he must go to the dentist in an hour and doesn't want to look like a fool. He struggles to get the pubic hair out with floss so he gets a brilliant idea to grab the fingernail clippers and cut it down as much as possible. He is sure that the pubic hair is no longer distinguishable, and simply looks like a spec, he thinks to himself "the dentist will have no idea."

So shortly thereafter, he arrives at the dentist office where they have him seated in the chair for cleaning. The dentist walks in and begins the cleaning, and after a moment he begins to laugh. The man asks the dentist "What? what is so funny?"

The dentist asks the man "You went down on your wife this morning, didn't you?"

The man panics and so sure he eliminated the evidence from his teeth he asks "Why would you say this? that isn't a pubic hair in my teeth!"

The dentist chuckles and says, "No, you have some shit on your chin!"