Heard this a while back at summer camp or something of the like. Haven't seen it on here yet.
A man is drowning in a lake. A boat drives up and the captain asks him, "hey buddy, need any help?"
The man responds, "No, God will save me."
The captain reluctantly goes about his way and a little later a speedboat drives up to the drowning man. "Hey buddy, can I help you?"
"No, god will save me."
The man drowns and up in heaven he goes up to God and says, "Hey, why didn't you save me?"
God simply replies, "I sent you two boats, dumbass."
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