700 years ago, a priest attempted to cross the Atlantic Ocean to reach his mother's hometown. During the journey, his boat flipped in a violent storm. He tried to surface, and did a few times, only to sink into the water again. A ship passed by and saw the priest drowning. "Grab the rope!" someone from the ship said, but the priest replied "continue your journey, God has promised to save me." The ship left, and shortly after arrived a rescue helicopter. "Grab the rope!" someone from the helicopter said. But again, the priest said "Do not stop for me, God has promised to save me." The helicopter left. After a struggle of about eight minutes, the priest sunk into the Atlantic Ocean and drowned. As he was a priest, he awoke in heaven. "God, why did you not save me despite you promising to?" "Take this stupid guy to hell," God replied. "Did your dad send that ship and helicopter or something?"
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