And told him, "I will make you a wonderful partner. Her name will be Wonderful. She will cook all your meals, wash your clothes, clean up after you, agree with everything you say, and best of all, she will never complain".
"That's great" said Adam. "What will she cost me?"
"An arm and a leg"
Adam thinks for a minute, then says "What can I get for a rib?
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