A man is sitting behind his desk at home when suddenly a voice from the heavens booms down at him. "Go to Las Vegas," it says. The man, thoroughly intimidated by the voice, books the quickest ticket to Vegas. When he arrives, God speaks again. "Go to the blackjack table!" The man walks to the nearest blackjack table. God's next order: "Bet a hundred thousand dollars!" The man now hesitates. This is almost all of his saved up money. Without it, all of his savings would be gone. His wife and child would have nothing left. "Did I stutter?" God continues. Finally, the man relents and makes the bet. "Draw a card," the voice says. The man draws a ten. "Draw another card," God booms down. Another ten. Things are looking up. "Another card," the voice says. Startled, the man looks up. "Any card other than an ace, God, and I will lose everything, everything I've ever saved up for. My wife... my child..." "Draw the card!" the voice of God intones with fury. Shaken, the man draws the final card. It is, indeed, an ace.
"Un-fucking-believable," says God.
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