God made men, Sam Colt made them equal, and John Browning made them civilized.

Not mine. I find it funny, but I do admit some won't.

Source: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Stubber

Edit: Added who Browning is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browning_machine_gun


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