God goes down to visit hell and the Devil.
God says : This is a pretty nice place you got here, but the temperature is unbearable.
The devil answers: Its not that bad, when we are cold we go to the hot lava springs. When that gets too hot, we go to the snowy mountains. And the cycle goes on and on.
God thinks for a moment, and replies: This place is better than mine, I'm taking it.
Devil puts on a sly grin: Oh yeah, where will you find a lawyer?
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