And asks them to choose their women believers.
First is Moses as he is the oldest. He picks the most cunning.
Jesus is the second. He picks the most beautiful.
And Mohammed looks up at the rest and shouts: "God damn you all! Go fucking cover it up! Go fucking cover up!"
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