Grandpa and grandson went camping. They set up the tent and gathered firewood. When they were done, they sat around the fire. The grandpa started smoking a cigarette and the grandson said "grandpa, can I have a smoke?" and the grandpa said" can you touch your asshole with your pecker?" The grandson said "no!" , the Grandpa said ' then you can't smoke." Little while later, grandpa starts drinking a beer. Grandson says" grandpa, can I have a drink of beer?" Grandpa says" can you touch your asshole with your pecker?" Grandson replies "no!" Grandpa says "then you can't have any beer." Later on, Grandson pulls out a big Ziploc bag of chocolate chip cookies. Grandpa asks grandson, "Can I have some of those cookies?" Grandson replies " can you touch your asshole with your pecker?" Grandpa says " as a matter of fact I can" Grandson says" then go fuck yourself Grandma made these for me!"
This is my first post, be gentle!
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