Giovanni was sitting at the cafe when Antonio walked up to his table and sat down in a huff. Giovanni was surprised. "Antonio, where you been? I've been worried seeck about you!"
Antonio sighed. "My friend, I have been een jail."
Giovanni was shocked. "JAIL! Why did they put you een jail? You are a nice fellow!"
Antonio looked down. "I have gone to this nude beach een France. I thought it would be okay if I take off my clothes and lay down, but the second I did, two politzia came up and take me to jail!"
Giovanni was outraged. "Arrested for laying on a nude beach! That's the worst thing I ever heard! You should be able to lay on a nude beach and nobody should trouble you!"
Antonio nodded. "See, that's what I thought. But after I lay down, this beach started yelling and-a kicking and-a screaming for the police..."
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