Gimpy Gert was an infamous pirate wench who helped terrorize the Spanish Main for many years through her youth and slightly beyond. From her depredations, she acquired a nice sum of Spanish doubloons, British pounds sterling, gold bullion and jewels. But, alas, her adventures cost her some scars and her left leg below the knee.
Gert finally realized that it was time for her to retire, so she
relocated to New Orleans and invested her ill-gotten gains in a
dance hall. Surprisingly, Gert was a popular performer there herself. Although she had difficulty with other steps, she was unsurpassed at dancing the Cha and the Can.
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