Gimp walks into the music store to return one of his drumsticks. He slams the stick on the counter and shouts to the shopkeeper:
"This drumstick sounds terrible"
Bewildered, the shopkeeper asks:
"And how does this drumstick, or any other drumstick, exactly sound terrible?"
To which the gimp replies:
"Just look at the fucking splinters!!!"
*(now google "sounding")*
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