A guy walks into a bar and notices a man with a giant orange head sitting at the end. The guy sits next to orange-head, and orders a drink. After a few minutes of stealing glances, the guy can't take it anymore and breaks the silence.
"I'm sorry sir, but I have to ask: what's with your head?"
The man sighs. "I get that a lot. It happened a few months ago. I was cleaning my attic and I found an old lamp. I dusted it off and a genie flew out. He told me I had three wishes.
"First, I wished for vast wealth and power. And I got it. I have a giant mansion, and more money than I know what to do with.
"Second, I wished for the most beautiful woman in the world to be my wife. And I got her. She loves me unconditionally and she is gorgeous beyond belief."
"Okay," the guy said, not totally understanding. "So what was your third wish?"
Orange head sighed and took a swig of his whiskey. "That's where I messed up. I wished for a giant orange head."
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