If GH stands for P as in Hiccough.
If OUGH stands for O in Dough.
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis.
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbor.
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette.
If EAU stands for O is in Plateau.
Then we have GHOUGHPHTHEEIGHTTEAU.
We now know the correct way to spell POTATO.
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