So a young reporter went to a village deep in the woods of Estonia, where she approached the mayor, asking for an interesting story for her newspaper.
The mayor smiled, and said "Last month, this sexy young lady from the village got lost. So I gathered all the men together, and we search through the night and found her, then we took turns nailing her!"
The reporter, stunned, says "I can't use that story...is there anything else that happened, maybe less dirty?"
The mayor leaned back and said..."Well in all the excitement, the girls Mother- she's old but ok looking, went missing. So I got about half of the men from the village... and we found her, then took turns nailing her."
The reporter threw up her hands in frustration. "Mr. Mayor, I can't use those stories...how about you...has anything interesting happened to you lately?"
The mayor grew silent and then said, after a sigh he said: "I got lost last week...but we won't talk about that!"
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