A man working in a warehouse suffers a terrible accident when a heavy crate falls on his feet crushing and severing all of his toes. At the hospital he undergoes several hours of surgery. After months of rehabilitation he is able to walk again.
He decides to visit his favorite local bar. Seeing an attractive young woman he approaches the bar.
"Hey, can I buy you a beer?" he asks.
Without hesitation, she replies angrily "Get out of my face. I can't believe you have the nerve to show up here. I can't stand your type!"
"Wow, wasn't expecting that" he says.
"Sorry", she replies, "I can't help myself sometimes. I am Lack Toes Intolerant".
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