Getting A Refund

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special offer. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager. In front of a growing crowd of customers the manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special offer. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"
As a result the crowd gets even bigger! In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman yells, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN
I'M BEING SCREWED!!" .
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded