An english guard is patrolling the perimeter of the Parliament building when he notices a drunkard sprawled out on the lawn. Baffled, the guard yells, "GET OFF THE GOVERNOR'S GRASS!". Now agitated, the drunkard replies "FUCK THE GOVERNOR!"
The guard spoke thus...
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU CAN BARELY APPROACH HIM?!"
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