Get me to church on time

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running
so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying,
"Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't
let me be late to church...." And, as she was running she
tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again,
"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove
me either!"