An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump.
The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord."
When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing
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