Back in WWI, the Germans and the Americans were fighting in opposite trenches.
After 5 days without a single shot fired the Americans came up with a plan to sniff out the Germans.
They decided to yell a typical German name and if someone responded, they would shoot him.
So a solider shouts "Hey Friedrich"
"Ja?" Bang!
they shoot him.
They do it again. "Heinrich!"
"Ja" Bang!
he dies.
After several names are yelled and after several German soliders are killed, the Germans decided to copy the Americans.
"Abraham!"
"Is that you Günther?"
"Ja" Bang!
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