German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD.

ho! ho! ho! why...

Because he only comes once a year.

Why are track...

Aww cheap. I screwed up the title.

Chuck Norris owns...

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest....

How long does the...

Exactly as long as a blowjob takes.

If there was a...

Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?

When women have...

When women have sex with God, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!

How do you fit...

Flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance)

Damn, Girl, are...

'cause everyone is talking about the ride...

Did you hear...

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep...

What do you call...

What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria Adolfus hitlerii, which will be applied to people with ADD.