George W. Bush walks into a library and says to the librarian "I'LL TAKE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES!". The librarian says "Sir, this is a library, you'll have to keep your voice down". He then whispers "Oh sorry, I'll take a cheeseburger and fries"
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