George Bush is out jogging one morning

George Bush is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the corner
with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says, "What's in the box
kid?"


Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."


George Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"


"Republicans," says Little Johnny.


"Oh that's cute," he says and he goes on his way.


A couple of days later George Bush is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and
he spies Little Johnny with his box just ahead.


George Bush says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to
Little Johnny.


George Bush says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little
kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."


Little Johnny replies, "They're Democrats."


"Whoa!" George Bush says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were
Republicans. What's up?"


"Well," Little Johnny explains, "Their eyes are open now."