George Bush dies

Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter says to him, "Who are you?"

Einstein says, "I'm Albert Einstein."
St. Peter says to him, "A lot of people pass through these gates, how can I be sure that you're the real Einstein?"

So St. Peter gives him a blackboard, and Einstein draws and proves the amazing theory of relativity.

St. Peter is amazed and says, "Go in! You're Einstein!"

Many decades later, Pablo Picasso dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter says to him, "A lot of people pass through these gates, how can I be sure that you're the REAL Picasso?"

So St. Peter gives him a canvas, and Picasso paints a beautiful portrait of the gates to heaven. St. Peter is speechless and says, "Go in! You're Picasso!"

Many decades after, George W. Bush dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter says, "How can I be sure you're the real Bush? Picasso and Einstein passed through here long before you did, and they proved they were the real them."

Bush replies, "Who the hell are those guys?"

"Go in, you're definitely Bush!"