"I'll show you Long Island if you show me those Grand Tetons."
"I'm gonna make you wetter than the Florida everglades."
"I wish your face was on Mount Rushmore, cause I wanna climb up on it."
"How about you let me explore your Badlands tonight?"
"How about I show you my pan-handle?"
"I want you like Kansas, layed out flat."
"Are you Niagara Falls, cause I want to go down you?"
All that I have so far, please suggest more!
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