A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
As if by magic, a genie appears and grants him one wish.
The man thinks for a moment then says " I want to live forever "
Sorry said the genie " I'm not allowed to grant eternal life." The man thinks for a moment then says " OK then, I want to die after a
Labour Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt."
The Genie shouted " You Crafty Little Bastard."
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