One night these two guys were having sex in their bedroom. The guy fucking the other guy is about to cum, when the phone rings.
He gets up, and as he is walking out of the room, he says "don't cum until I get back."
He answers the phone and then goes back into the bedroom. His boyfriend is laying on the bed and there is cum all over the wall.
He says " I thought I told you not to cum until I got back?!?"
His boyfriend says, "I didn't, I farted."
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